There are so many things we do in front of our kids that we don't realize until we see them repeating our actions. Of course we have to, as that is part of living, teaching them, learning. But every now and then, I wish my life could be seen through the girl's eyes as a movie or an ad, with the little disclaimer note on the bottom of the screen that says: "Professional driver in closed circuit" or "These statements have not been approved by the FDA". So here are a few disclaimers I'd like state (some of these have happened, and some I am anticipating):