Given the popularity of the Hillary nutcrackers, the Metryoshka doll manufacturers must see a marketing bonanza in the Palin family.

The Family Values set could pull apart Sarah to find the step-mother-in-law (who opposed the Alaskan governor before Joe Biden), whom you open to get to Todd (the husband with the drunk driving record), inside of whom you'd find Track, Bristol, Levi(Bristol's fiance who's been quoted as having said, "I'm a f - - -in' redneck who likes to snowboard and ride dirt bikes", Willow, Piper and Trig, leaving room, of course, for the babies likely to follow.