Who am I to give advice on what to do for Valentine's day if you're single and without a man or woman to snuggle up with.

More likely than not, later tonight, I'm going to be in a bathrobe with my honey and we're both going to be on our laptops killing bears, spiders, and undead scourge on WoW if we're able. This, after eating tacos. Mmmm high romance.

However I'm nostalgic for those valentine's days where I'd hang out with my girlfriends, dress up, drink champaign, exchange flowers, and enjoy *life* and *ourselves* and *eachother*.

After all,

Who said that wearing red is only if you're in a relationship? BAH!

And flowers? They can't be given to yourself? Double BAH!

And you can't sip bubbly and clink glasses with your favorite people whom you love and adore and giggle with and hug endlessly without any awkward drama?
TRIPLE BAH!

And you require a *reason* or manufactured sacharine (literally) holiday for eating chocolates?
WHO THE F*CK ARE YOU KIDDING! HAND OVER THEM TRUFFLES BEFORE I KICK YOU TO THE HEAD!

So to all those ladies and gents out there who are currently luciously solo, I salute you.
You deserve a Rotic - That's Romantic minus the man (a delightful phrase I learned in college) and you should treat yourself right.
Treat yourself deliciously!
Eat! Drink! Be Merry! Delight in your loveable selves!

You are a catch!
You *WILL* be caught!

And in the meantime, buy fresh batteries and sex yourself up right! (at least *you* know what you're doing)